Who's that girl?
It's Jess!
It's Jess!
The Bumpuses have many animals on the property. This is the name of the animal that is specifically Jesse's:
a) Rosie
b) Knox
c) Goldie
d) Skeeter
Who is:
D) Skeeter
The city Jesse most recently visited for....reasons
a) Knoxville
b) Atlanta
c) Charleston
d) Louisville
What is:
b) Atlanta
The substance Jesse once fill a water gun with then proceeded to spray Jake
What is:
Pee/Urine
Jesse's birth year
What is:
2002
"Sorry I try to be your therapist sometimes and it usually just makes you more mad"
Who is:
Jake
The sport Jesse did NOT play in High School
a) Basketball
b) Softball
c) Tennis
d) Soccer
What is:
C, Tennis!
DAILY DOUBLE!
Being the "Bible Belt', the American South has a trend of naming their young men after Old Testament prophets. One of Jesse's more significant exes follows this holy naming trend. This was his name:
a) Isaiah
b) Jeremiah
c) Daniel
d) Elijah
Who is:
d) Elijah
Couldn't prophecy his own breakup though.
Jesse has *almost* lived in the exact same place her entire life. The generational run was broken when she moved into the room of THIS sibling:
a) Jorden
b) Josie
c) Jake
Who is:
b) Josie
The everyday household task Jesse still doesn't actually know how to do
What is:
Laundry
"I'm sorry I ask you a question and then immediately don't listen to your answer and start talking to someone else instead"
Who Is:
Jorden
Jesse's works 2 jobs: One as a server at Blackhorse Pub & Brewery, and the other doing this:
a) Family property management
b) Assistant to Reagan (brother-in-law) for his electrical business
c) Real estate
d) Nannying
What is: B, she works with Reagan!
Come on man its her birthday, give her a raise!
The pet Jesse used to sleep with:
a) Pig
b) Skeeter (dog)
c) Cat
d) Bambi (the deer)
What is:
A, a pig!
No wonder her room was such a sty *ba dum tss*
Surprise extra Jesse question!
"She's like a sour patch kid: Sour, sweet, then gone...to lunch"
Who is:
Reagan
The biblically-based nickname Mr. Jassan affectionately calls Jesse by, even though, contextually, it usually is not considered a complement
What is:
Jezebel!
Guess he was going for "gay son" AND "thot daughter" amiright???
"She's a great roommate...aside from the sleepwalking"
Who is:
Sam Lovascio
True or False: Jesse has successfully completed a "360" trick while wake-surfing
What is:
False! Better luck next time kiddo
Recently Jesse was mercilessly flirted with by a very drunk customer at Blackhorse. He attempted to "rizz her up" by showing her pictures of these/this:
a) his kids
b) his "rooster"
c) his car
d) his guns (literal)
What is:
C, his car!
Vroom vroom, its grease lightnin'!
The nickname one of Jesse's siblings gave her because of her excessive morning flatulence before school:
a) Fartin Luther King
b) Fart Simpson
c) Farty McFly
d) Fartacus
What is:
D, Fartacus!
Whoo! Someone open a window
The clothing item Jesse REPEATEDLY forgot to wear to school, only to realize it once she got there
a) shoes
b) underwear
c) bra
d) socks
What is:
A, shoes!
"See you Labor Day"
Who is:
Sam Cagle
Jesse's college major:
a) Exercise Science
b) Accounting
c) Communications
d) Business Marketing
What is:
D, Business Marketing.
You go girl-boss!
Will, another of Jesse's victi- I mean "exes", was training to be this while they were dating:
a) Lineman
b) Electrician
c) Fireman
d)Cop
What is:
A) Lineman
Ironically, there wasn't a spark
When Josie & Jorden barged into her room to surprise her, they accidentally gave her THIS injury:
a) Broken toe
b) Black Eye
c) Broken tooth
d) Concussion
What is:
B, a black eye!
OUCH!
This one's courtesy of Mrs. Misty: "Once she called me from school to let me know the ____ I packed in her lunch wasn't/weren't _____ :
a) Oreos/Double-stuffed
b) Sandwich/Sliced correctly
c) Peanut Butter/Crunchy
d) Chips/BBQ
What is:
a) Oreos/Double-stuffed
"I think we all changed a little after seeing Jesse dump an adolescent off a jet ski"
Who is:
Sam Varga