Lovers & Former Flames
Jesus met this woman, who plays a significant role in his and all of our lives, at this quiet and book-filled place.
Who is Mandy Balboni-Iniguez
Jesus told Allen and Karen (Mandy's parents) that he wanted this number of children when they first met.
What is twenty
This Ivy League college town is where Jesus studied for his M.D.
What is Hanover, New Hampshire
Symbolized by a goat, this zodiac sign is known for its determination, reliability, and thoughtful approach to both work and relationships.
What is a Capricorn?
At 38 years old, you have lived through this number of leap years
What is 9 leap years
This former girlfriend of Jesus witnessed the birth of Celeste
Who is Amanda Berndt
The spirit of Jesus Christ is said to have scared Guadalupe during this autumn holiday.
What is Halloween
This town outside of Boston was where Jesus performed his 100-hour week of residency training
What is Lawrence, Massachusetts
While babysitting and practicing guitar, Jesus remarked that this song sounds better when accompanied by crying
What is Hotel California by the Eagles
At 38, your age matches the atomic number of which metallic element, commonly associated with fireworks
What is Strontium
Similar to a scenerio out of animal planet, Jesus stalked Isaac's prey to attack and throw her in the pool. This prey was named --
Who is Diana
Jesus was emboldened to become a 'salesman' through this controversial business model
What is an MLM, Amway
**Bonus points if you purchased merchandise
Jesus oversees this number of clinics as the Regional Medical Director at SeaMar
What is 14
The bone Jesus broke at the age of four while playing with Rico
What is a Femur
How many U.S. presidents have served during your lifetime (as of 2025)?
What is 7 (starting with Reagan in 1987 to Biden in 2025)
** still in our delusional pre-Trump era
Known as the big lie ~ a girl falsely claimed to have this illness to maintain a relationship with Jesus.
What is cancer
Before their nuptials, Jesus fake proposed to Mandy this amount of times.
What is 'three times'
Jesus performs these types of surgeries
What is a cesarean section
The real reason Jesus started his cheerleading career
What is 'to find a girlfriend'
If you are celebrating your 38th birthday this week, you have been alive for this number of weeks
What is approximately 1,976 weeks?
Jesus delivered flowers to his first girlfriend in eighth grade; what was her name?
Who is Alicia Bennett
Jesus & Simon drive others crazy sometimes -- they have stolen these family members vehicles for joy rides at different points in their lives.
Who is Mom (Abuela) & Martina
Jesus falsely told Martina that Mariela had this illness as a newborn
What is HIV
This epithet is how Jesus described himself during his kindergarten interview
What is "white trash"
In the year of 1987, this was the most popular song
What is "Walk like an Egyptian" by the Bangles