Please, please, please do not go
Potpurri
All-Time Highs
Kooky Customers
Total "Slack"ers
400
I was the first Jetpack stand-alone plugin but I'm also the single product that is first in churn rate (at 20%)
What is Jetpack Backup
400
While in most countries I’m barely old enough to drink, I power 40% of all internet sites
What is WordPress
400
At a whopping 115m jobs performed in 2021 alone, I'm on track to double my all-time high number.
What is Backups
400
I’m the only amphibian to have joined a user research call. What is my name? (visual clue)
Who is Jeff the Iguana
400
If you are looking for this design duo, you might check the hedges.
Who are Ballio and Noam
600
I can help you keep track of your customers, but I lose 6-8% of mine.
What is Jetpack CRM
600
Excluding the United States, visitors from this country most often have their head in the Cloud, the Jetpack Cloud
Who is India (9%)
US 18%
Japan 4%
UK 4.2%
600
Although I have to fight robots from all over the world my high score is in the billions.
What is Akismet
600
According to our HE’s Jetpack is often misnamed by users, which of the following is NOT a common misspelling in help chats/email?
Jetpark
JetPress
Jeppack
WordPack
JetPass
What is JetPass
600
When things are ablaze or you need a nod-most creepy, you can expect the two of us to hit you with these:
Who are Jeff & Yvonne
800
I may be a bit pricey, but I say goodbye to the least number of customers per year
What is Jetpack Complete
800
When Jetpack users are on the move, they are most likely to use this platform to install our mobile app
What is Android (2508)
Vs ios 1874
800
Video may have killed the radio star, but I'm killing it in growth. I've had the most subscribers in the last year of any Jetpack product.
What is VideoPress
800
I can be seen vaping during nearly the entire zoom interview
Who is Justin Barret
800
This playful pup will show up when we're slacking
Who are Illona/Eder
1000
I can tell you how popular YOU are, but I can't say the same for myself, I'm the module most likely to be disabled.
What is Jetpack Stats
1000
I was recently deleted by a disgruntled a8c contractor.
The A8C Design Google drive (yes, the whole thing)
1000
Although I plan to ride off into the sunset and retire soon, I brought in the most cash sales of any Jetpack offering in 2021
What is Jetpack Premium
1000
I’m the product a user was referring to when they said “This design is like a punch in the face”
What is Jetpack Search
1000
I’m the Jetpack Designer who is the leading contender for “team spirit” award, as I’m most likely to drop the Jetpack Logo into a message.
DAILY DOUBLE!
While Jetpack is only 10 years old, it’s 6 digit number hex code system was invented in France in the year 770 AD. What is the Hex code for Jetpack’s green logo? :
Who is noam.
#069e08
1200
Three Jetpack designers have emoji’s in their likeness to indicate you did something awesome
Who are Jeff, Eder & Filipe
1400
I'm usually smiling, but is it because I'm happy or just confused, I'll never tell.
Who is ballio
1600
This Jetpack Designer might be the most prone to be pulled to the "dark side" as they frequently use the “see no evil” emoji
Who is Sanja.
1800
Hide your valuables, I most often sneak into slack like a bandit in the night
Who is Filipe
2000
My well-mannered exterior hides a penchant for dark humor, I’m most likely to hit you with the Dark heart emoji
Who is Illona