The sixth month of the Gregorian calendar.
June.
This is the order in which one's religious activities are to take place.
Keva.
Not a nautical vessel this time, the Torah, taken from this space, is laid out to read right to left.
The ark.
Mark, Sugar Mountain
Mark Zuckerberg
This prayer details how one should love and worship their God.
The V'havta
This is the largest planet in the Milky Way solar system.
Jupiter.
This describes one's connection to Judaism.
Kavanah.
This holiday, observed around September/October, marks the day on which the Torah was given to the Jews.
Shavout.
Jeffrey, Golden Flower.
Jeff Goldblum
This prayer includes a word which coincidentally rhymes with a Brazilian soccer player who plays for PSG.
The Aleinu (word being v'neymar).
A sense of happiness.
Jubilation.
This Hebrew phrase, beginning with Kol, which has become "copacetic," means "all in order," and may also refer to the Passover dinner.
Kol b'seder.
This, typically in the classroom, is the Torah, but in book format.
The Tanakh
Julian, a Noble Man
Julian Edelman
When preparing for one's B'nai Mitzvoth, one must learn lots of prayers. However, the youth cheer when coming across this phrase, for it has been engrained in young minds for ages.
Baruch atah adonai.
To make a formal judgment or decision about a problem or disputed matter.
Adjudicate.
This famous Jewish philosopher/theologian said: "To have no connection with one's prayer is to pray without meaning."
Ba'al Shem Tov (or Maimonedes I forget)
The 10 Commandments - found in the Torah - were bestowed upon Moses on this Mountain
Sinai
Bella, the printer
Bella Abzug
This prayer recently added the Mothers of Judaism to complement the Fathers of Judaism.
Avot v'imahot
This episode of Black Mirror that focused on alternate reality won two Emmys.
This prayer is all but the Jewish mission statement.
Shema.
This mini-Torah is read during Purim
Megillah.
Three-footed Julia
Julia Louis Dreyfus
If choosing to chant your Torah portion and/or the entirety of your B'nai mitzvoth, you will effectively be performing this type of pronunciation.
Trop.