Jewish Jokes
Shabbat Sha-stuff
Judaism @ its finest
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Maddy Facts (that's me)
100
How does a Jew make tea?
Hebrews it
100
The seventh day; The day of rest.
What is Shabbat?
100
Is Judaism Polytheistic or Monotheistic?
Monotheistic
100
The most commonly associated food with Jewish events.
What is bagels and lox?
100
Sarah
What is not Maddy's middle name?
200
What's the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler?
Eventually a Rottweiler will let go.
200
"Barukh atah Adonai, Eloheinu Melekh ha'olam, asher kid'shanu b'mitzvotav, v'tzivanu l'hadlik ner shel Shabbat"
(What is this prayer over?)
What is the prayer for the Challah on Shabbat?
200
The number of Commandments from G-d and how many seeds are in a pomegranate.
What is the number 613?
200
You can't eat pork or shellfish, among other things. Meat and dairy cannot be combined, and the meat must be ritually slaughtered and salted to remove all traces of blood.
What are the Kashrut rules?
200
151 digits
What is the number of digits of pi Maddy has memorized?
300
What do you call a Jewish knight?
Sir- Cumsiced
300
Work
What is the brief summary of the thing you are not allowed to do on Shabbat?
300
Natalie Portman, Adam Sandler, Scarlett Johnsson, Mila Kunis, Woody Allen, Rashida Jones, Barbra Streisand, Gwyneth Paltrow, Harrison Ford, Jake Gyllenhaal, Daniel Radcliffe, Seth Rogen.
What are some of the most famous Jewish celebrities?
300
Uncle Bernies, Brents Deli , Canters Deli , Langers Deli, Wexlers Deli, Arts Deli.
What are some Jewish Deli's in LA?
300
That is Maddy's position on Adat's USY board?
Communications Vice-President
400
What do you call a Jewish sea monster?
The Latke-ness monster!
400
When Shabbat begins and ends.
What is nightfall on Friday until nightfall on Shabbat?
400
He held the first White House Seder.
What did Barack Obama do (in 2009)?
400
Filled pastries made of a thin flaky dough. Commonly filled with potato, cheese, vegetable, or meat.
What is a Boreka?
400
That is how long Maddy has been going to Adat for hebrew school/confirmation?
What is 9 years?
500
What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue?
Jews (Juice)
500
The reason why we light two Shabbat candles.
What is to correspond to the two forms of the mitzvah of Shabbat.
500
That he would have as many descendants as stars in the sky and that he would have his own nation.
What was the promise G-d made to Abraham?
500
How do you spell this food? 
Rugelach
500
That is Maddy's dream job.
What is high school english teacher and a writer under a pseudonym (alias,,, anonymous name)