Criminal Intent
100

This Johnson is most likely to be charged with criminal negligence resulting in death after falling asleep while driving a skidoo (narcoleptic personality disorder)

Who is Jennifer?

200
This J/JFA will someday be charged with disorderly conduct after interfering with parking enforcement procedures.

Who is Sandy Johnson?

300

Depending on the statute of limitations, this J(FA) could possibly be charged with identity theft, impersonation, and meal hall fraud.

Who is Jennifer Johnson?

400

This Johnson is currently under investigation for public defecation.

Who is Aubrey?

500

This Johnson could be held liable for laundering cash through family members.

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