What word starts with the letter E ends with the letter E but only has one letter in it?
Envelope
It’s shorter than the rest, but when you’re happy, you raise it up like it’s the best. What is it?
A thumb.
True or false
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
True
In Finding Nemo, what species of fish is Nemo?
Clownfish
What is the largest state in the US?
Alaska
Three doctors said that Robert was their brother. Robert said he had no brothers. Who is lying?
Neither of them was lying. The doctors were his sisters.
The more there is, the less you see. What am I?
Darkness.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming how many calories?
1/10 of a calorie
What is the rarest M&M color?
Brown
Who was the first president of the United States?
George Washington
A boy runs home, makes three lefts, and finds two masked men waiting for him, what happened?
The boy is a baseball player. He runs to home plate and finds the umpire and the catcher waiting for him.
What is full of holes, but still holds a lot of water?
A sponge.
What happens to opossums when they are "playing 'possum,".
They are not playing. They actually pass out from sheer terror.
What was the first soft drink to be taken into space?
Coca Cola
What is the largest planet in the solar system?
Jupiter
A cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed three days, and rode out again on Friday. How did he do that?
His horse’s name is Friday.
Once you have it, you want to share it. Once you share it, you don’t have it.
What is a secret
True or false
Only female mosquitoes bite.
True
What is the smallest breed of dog?
Chihuahua
What is the name of the fairy in Peter Pan?
Tinkerbell
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in one thousand years?
The letter “M”.
Every night I’m told what to do, and each morning I do what I’m told. But I still don’t escape your scold
An Alarm Clock
How many times does your heart beat in one day?
Over 100,000 times a day.
What was the original purpose of the tiny pocket in jeans?
To store pocket watches
What are the only mammals that can fly?
Bats
Every time you lose something, you always find it in the very last place you would look. Why is this?
It is the last place you would look because once you find it there is no need to keep looking.
Daily Double!
I can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me. What am I?
A Shadow
True or false
Toto was paid $125 per week while filming The Wizard of Oz.
True
What are the names of the four Hogwarts houses?
Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, and Slytherin
What is the only letter of the alphabet not to appear in the name of any US state?
Q