JJ’s Early Years
This is the hospital where JJ was born on Friday August 13th and immediately screamed at her parents
What is Lennox Hill
A surname shared by the 29th US President and JJ’s nemesis in Middle School
What is Harding
After the Charlie Hebdo terrorist shooting in January 2015, JJ was confused by the Je Suis Charlie campaign and asked why there were so many signs saying this?
What is Jesus Charlie?
”It is so warm out recently!” This is the last post on this hot influencer account (just before COVID hit) set up by 14 year old JJ in 2018 - DM for collab!
What is @Justjustinefashion?
“DIY”
What is FYI?
JJ’s last minute go to Halloween costume for three years between the ages of 2 and 4 after rejecting whatever was purchased for her
What is a mom?
She lives on Shelter Island and JJ hasn’t seen her former best friend since 7th Grade
Who is Lily Badertscher?
Mode of transportation taken by JJ to Hampton after pulling the rip cord at Camp Adirondack after one week in 2019
What is Rick’s Jet?
Celebrity reposter of JJ and Charlie’s dance interpretation of one of her hits. Slay!
Who is Addison Rae?
“Thongs”
What are tongs?
English actor on magazine cover, who caused fight between JJ and her cousin, Sky, in Sweden circa 2009
Who is Dominic Cooper?
Which of JJ’s male cousins enjoys insulting her over DM with zingers like - how does it feel to be the ugliest of all the female cousins?
Who is Harrison Davies?
Exercise class in Orange County where JJ fainted twice in ten minutes
What is Core Power?
@justinedaviesss. Grid. Three image carousel. August 18th 2020. Beach. Red bikini. “Whale watching in my” this? Jameirafelder comments omg so gorgeous.
What is a sunhat?
“Incest”
What is Incense?
The problem with all socks for seven year old JJ
What are seams?
JJ was initially terrified of this very strict science teacher at St.Luke’s - but in the end she grew to love him. Just not science.
Who is Mr. Deepak?
JJ’s 100%, sure fire, can’t be wrong response in categories when asked for an animated movie starting with D?
What is Disney Tales?
If you like sunsets, girls on film, occasional forays into black and white, and lots of Ben Balsley, you’ll love this tres artsy account, along with an exclusive group of 61 other followers
What is Justjustinepics?
“Comprastenate”
What is procrastinate?
Dad’s description of the regime Ingrid lived under for the first ten years of her life
What is a terrorist regime?
Never a friend, but JJ lived with her freshman year at Chapman after she came back to life to terrorize her and Julia
Who is Sarah?
On a tour of Pepperdine, the Christian university in Malibu CA, JJ was amazed to find out there were only two of these?
What are testaments?
U should _____ this. Fill in the blank on Ingrid’s comment on JJ’s insta post, July 14th 2021
What is delete?
“Malimpropitions”
What are Malapropisms?