Batman
The number of times Joe will IM you in 30 seconds.
What is 38?
Joe's favorite superhero.
Who is Batman?
The reason Joe has to tell IT related stories in the TWITTER version.
What is because the Reader's Digest version was far too long?
"I always do my best ____ after I hit send."
What is proofreading?
The story Joe tells every new hire.
What is "The Pig and the Chicken"?
Joe's favorite extra-curricular activity.
What is biking?
What is anything whiskey?
Joe's biggiest at worke pet peeve.
What is anything misspelled?
Joe loves ____ more than Lean.
What is Project Management?
How can you tell when Joe is really annoyed
What is when Joe starts mixing English and Spanish in the same sentence?
Superhero professional wear that Joe rocks.
What is cuff links?
The two previous workplaces that Joe always give examples of.
What is OH & Disney?
Joe drinks this size coffee from Starbucks.
What is Venti?
The amount of coffees Joe drinks per day from Starbucks.
What is 2 at minimum?
Joe's favorite Friday afternoon jam.
What is "Zombie Apocalypse"?
Joe's terms for getting side tracked.
What is "getting squirreled"?
This will happen if you leave your computer unlocked around Joe.
What is "you get ice creamed"?
How much taller is Joe than everyone on this team?
What is three feet?
The way Joe gets your attention via Skype.
What is "oye mira"?
The type of music Joe mixed back in his DJ days.
What is EDM?