Cup o' Joe
This is typically brewed in a pot and typically the cheapest type of Joe to get at a coffee shop
What is Drip Coffee (Black Coffee if you're racist)?
Joe, what's that short for?
What is Joseph?
She is so ugly
This is a girl: blonde, 22 years old, rich, famous.
Who is JoJo Siwa?
A black bird
What is a crow?
This is the average amount of caffeine in one cup.
What is 95mg?
A man with a dream, a beautiful coat, and a nightmare of a family.
Who is Joseph?
This place serves pancakes, coffee, and the white patrons of Eagle, Idaho.
What is Jo Mama's?
What is Dance Moms?
Leaf blowers do this, although it could be considered inappropriate.
What is blow?
At Starbucks, this is comprised of 2% milk, foam, caramel drizzle, 3 vanilla syrup pumps, espresso.
What is a caramel macchiato?
This man conquered many lands and people much to the dismay of everyone else--especially Europeans.
Who is Joseph Stalin?
This is the largest animal to have walked the earth.
What is your mom?
JoJo Siwa famously wrapped her car in this.
What is herself?
This is what you call your friends, what your mom hates to be called, and an abbreviation for certain sibilings.
What is bro?
A performative college student orders this at Form & Function when trying to show they studied abroad in Spain, a "cafe con leche".
What is a cortado?
This man spoke these words, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, all men and women are created by the — Go — you know — you know the thing.“
Who is Joe Biden?
Yo Mama's so ugly when she tried to join the Ugly Contest they said...
What is "Sorry no professionals"?
JoJo Siwa shares this with Robert Downey Jr, it is her height.
What is 5'8?
This is how doers get more done.
What is Home Depot?
A World War II theory suggests that the original form of "Cup of Joe" was this.
What is "Cup of George?"
A 31 year old actor, playing a babysitter in a recent box office horror series.
Who is Joe Keery?
This was the year this joke was told,
Man: "Mortal, proclaim to Jerusalem her abominations..."
Eliezer: "Why don't you go out and proclaim the abominations of your mother?"
What is 100 BC?
JoJo Siwa's current, not really that famous, white boyfriend.
Who is Chris Hughes?
It's ultra, it's here, it's...
What is Michelob?