The Beginnings
The first time I directly flirted with you
What is over snapchat when I suggested we snuggle on a boat on the ocean with a lot of pillows?
The movie "honey bunny" came from.
Maria gets an A | Everything else
What is organic chemistry?
Cincinnati: Valentine's Day
What is Via Vite?
The number day of school we met
What is 2?
Our first official date
What was Schmitt's and the Book Loft?
The first (completely) non-ice cream dessert we made together.
What is peach upside down cakes?
We have high confidence that you have a 100% chance to get an A on your _____ midterm!
Cbus: "If my Italian wants her pasta, she'll get her pasta" -Joe, March 2019
What is Marcella's?
The best OSU intramural soccer team
What is the Blackburn Rovers!
The number of times you asked me to go to a Crew game before I said yes
What is 3?
Duct taped to your computer to mimic one of my laptop stickers in an early snapchat.
What was your trumpet?
Sometimes under large amounts of pressure, atoms can rearrange into the strongest structure there is: the Maria Molecule, more than strong enough to destroy a _____ midterm and get an A!
What is biochemistry?
Cleveland: Little Italy
What is Mia Bella?
Your gift to me on our 1st anniversary
What is the painting of us?
The first asker-outer
What is MARIA?
The best media for carving
What is cheese?
"Just thought I'd corpse for you one last time to give you some quick review before your test!"
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What is anatomy?
Chicago: Bunsen burner drinks on the "rooftop"
What is The Godfrey Hotel?
Joe got slapped by this wild creature
What is a monkey?
The correct response to "My hands are cold"
What is hold my hands? <3
What is Easter?
"___ professors had better not try any tricks this Halloween, because you're smart enough to see through them and not get spooked." "You're going to boo great!" 2018
What is math 1172?
Cbus: You wrote this in the book holding the check at our first visit to The Pearl
What is "<- No, Maria does"?
How our relationship got outed to the public