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This delicacy, a fan-favorite on our team, was used to catch Patrick in the episode "Hooky".
What is Cheese?
This hockey team won four consecutive Stanley Cups (but not those Stanley cups hahaha) between 1980 and 1983 and has yet to win another one since.
What is the New York Islanders?
This Long Island team won four consecutive Stanley Cups (but not those Stanley cups hahaha) between 1980 and 1983 and has yet to win another one since.
What is the New York Islanders?
The season finale to this mediocre sitcom aired on May 6, 2004, when it was watched by 52.5 million viewers.
What is Friends?
This Joseph was awarded one third of a Nobel prize in economics for his "analyses of markets with asymmetric information".
Who is Joseph Stiglitz?
After becoming trapped in the Kelp Forest, Spongebob is told to do this by the Magic Conch.
What is nothing?
This two time Super Bowl MVP recently rapped "I'm nice. Tom Brady's the GOAT? Sike. I beat him twice!"
Who is Eli Manning
This economist, famous for his work on international trade and infamous for his op-eds, grew up in my town on Long Island.
Who is Paul Krugman
This statistical procedure is overrated and social scientists should employ it less.
What is hypothesis testing?
Perhaps the most infamous Joseph of all time, this dictator established a command economy through a series of five-year plans.
Who is Joseph Stalin?
Patrick screams "Finland" after being hit with a bowling ball by this antagonist of Spongebob's own making.
Who is DoodleBob?
In my senior year, I captained an intramural team that went 0-5 in this sport.
What is volleyball?
These four brothers, one of whom is on trial for involuntary manslaughter, grew up in Massapequa and became actors with varying degrees of success.
Who are the Baldwin brothers?
This comedy-drama received 27 nominations and 6 wins at the 75th Primetime Emmy awards but I can't get through the first episode because the characters are so insufferable
What is Succession?
In 1823, this Joseph was visited by an angel who directed him to a buried book of golden plates. Seven years later, he published the book of Mormon.
Who is Joseph Smith?
After the Krusty Krab has been turned into a fine dining establishment, Spongebob suffers a mental breakdown after being asked this question
What is your name?
This golfer is known for his wild golf outfits and outdrove Tiger Woods by 15 years in a playoff game.
Who is John Daly?
This urban planner is regarded as one of the most powerful and influential individuals in the history of New York City and New York State, but his reputation declined following Robert Caro's Pulitzer Prize-winning biography in 1974.
Who is Robert Moses?
This musican is the only to win Album of the Year four times (for four okay albums).
Who is Taylor Swift?
This Joseph has published several albums -- including the album "Little Joe Sure Can Sing!" -- but is better known for portraying tough, volatile characters in a variety of genres.
Who is Joseph (Joe) Pesci?
Squidward is attacked by this creature after drawing an oval in the ground around himself rather than a circle.
What is a sea bear?
Facing elimination, this Rangers Captain told the New York Press "We'll Win Tonight" before scoring three goals to beat the New Jersey Devils in game 6.
Who is Mark Messier?
This musician played in piano bars to support himself in high school and, since then, has sold out Madison Square Garden over 150 times.
Who is Billy Joel?
This French film depicts the yearly journey of the emperor penguins of Antarctica and won the 2006 Oscar for Best Documentary Feature. Nevertheless, six-year-old me was not impressed and decided to watch Shrek the Third which was play in the room over instead.
What is March of the Penguins?
This Joseph's book "The Hero with a Thousand Faces" discusses the theory of the mythic hero's journey, also known as the monomyth.
Who is Joseph Campbell?