Joe & Hannah, Hannah & Joe
Joetent Quotables
Joe Cool
I Think He's a Friend of Joe's
Joepouri
100

Don't you fuggedaboudit! During law school, Joe would stay at Hannah's apartment in this NYC boro where they currently live together. 

What is Brooklyn?

100

You'll know Joe is in high spirits when "Everything's coming up" this beloved Simpsons character.

Who is Milhouse?

100

Taylor Swift has nothing on Joe Cool, who is currently sporting this many tattoos.

What is 22?

100

Joe's friend who just got out of prison! He was convicted of hamrobbery.

Who is The Hamburglar?

100

At summer camp, Joe was nicknamed after this controversial mascot.

Who is Joe Camel?

200

Hannah quickly brought Joe to this place, her favorite vacation spot. Looks like we got a situation.

What is The Jersey Shore?

200

Virgil lead Dante on a tour through this metaphysical plane, which Joe will add to "Yeah" to let you know something is particularly radical. 

What is Hell?

200

Freaking minds might not be considered "cool" but it did earn Joe Cool $75 when he performed this talent freshman year of college

What is magic?

200

Joe's sexy Australian friend with the huge hammer.

Who is Thor?

200

Joe's family has taken to calling his newborn nephew "Johnny Cutlets" after this rookie QB sensation.

Who is Tommy DeVito?

300
Hannah and her friends all dressed as "Famous Joes" for her bachelorette. Hannah dressed as this famous Joe.

Who is Joe Exotic?

300

LeVar Burton and Joe disagree. LeVar insists reading is fundamental, Joe says it's actually this.

What is "For Chumps"?

300

As a member of the gridiron gang, Joe Cool wore this number on his jersey.

What is 73?

300

Joe's friend from basketball camp, and #5 for the Marian Shrine.

Who is Inyong Handog?

300

Joe's buoy tattoo is marked with this number, because "college is forever, man."

What is 17?

400

After Halloween 2019, Hannah and Joe drunkenly ran into the Babadook, while dressed as these stars of the early 2000s.

Who are Steve Irwin and a Crocodile?

400

Move over Barbie and Ken, because Joe's been quoting this fellow Mattel character to explain "it's great to learn, cause knowledge is power! And knowing is half the battle."

Who is G.I. Joe?

400

Even though recreational marijuana was only legalized in New York State in 2021, Joe Cool has been huffing the sticky-icky since he this year. 

What is 2016?

400

Joe portrayed this friend from Comedia Del Arte twice, once in his first college play, and once in his last. 

Who is Dottore?

400

This movie's got Italians, lawyers, and a lead actor named Joe! Probably why it's currently holding the "Joe's Favorite Movie" championship belt. 

What is "My Cousin Vinny"

500

When Hannah took Joe to Philadelphia for the first time, they visited this Philly dive bar, incidentally one of his PH search terms.

What is Tattooed Mom?

500

You'll know Joe has your back when he uses this made up quote from "Top Gun." 

What is "I'm your Goose, Maverick"?

500

Joe Cool had some 'splaining to do after selling his first motorcycle, named this. 

Who is Lucy?

500

Joe's final form when he fuses with Adam. Their powers are much stronger when combined.

Who is JULIOOOOOOOO?

500

During the "Athletic Wear" portion of the "Mr. Mount" pageant he won, Joe entered to this Queen song. 

What is "Bicycle Race"?