JOEYisms
The study of Rizz
What is quantum rizics or Joey's major?
A pearl
What is a lacrosse ball called?
Football team
Who are the Atlanta Falcons?
Who is the mascot?
Bottle Theory
Where does Joey work?
When
Did I ask?
The crease
What gets cranked?
Major League Baseball Team
Who are the Chicago White Sox?
In Davenport, or Quad Cities
Where is SAU located?
Walter Waters
Who is Joey's alter ego?
Him
Who is he?
Dos Cinco
What is Joey's college jersey number?
NBA team
Who are the OKC Thunder?
Barney
What is the name of the mascot?
Alligator
What Joey has wrastled?
Favorite Dirrrdy Dawgg
Who is Keil Rosen?
D-Midfield, Defense Mid, or D-Middy
What is Joey's position?
Musical artist
Who is Kanye West?
Augustana
Who are SAU main rivals?
Quietly quit and/or quietly fired
What is Lezza's?
Un papa strip search
What Joey asked the Canadian border patrol to do?
Haudenosaunee or Iroquois
Who were the OG Lax Bros?
Professional Lacrosse Team
Who are the Whipsnakes?
$3 per month
What was the tuition for SAU in 1882?
Lighthouses
What does Joey like to climb when he has fevers?