Greggopoly

Most-streamed Spotify Song

100

Michael Jackson

Billie Jean

200

The Weather Girls

It's Raining Men

300

Tom Lehrer

The Masochism Tango

400

McFly

All About You

500

Justin Fletcher

The Hokey Cokey

(Cryptic) Answer Smash

100

That X Games mothafucka spat on that thang!

Tony Hawk Tuah

200

Nintento's tennis, baseball, bowling, golf, and boxing all go out on the lash to the south coast's greatest city

Wii SPortsmouth

300

A 170 checkout was hit by Captain Birdseye's most famous product

Big Fish Fingers

400

A shark wearing sick trainers performs an Édith Piaf song about the loveliness of life

Tralalero TralaLa Vie en Rose

500

The host of Drama Alert always adds a liquorice-flavoured spice into his curries 

KeemStar Anise

Correction Centre

100

At the 2024 General Erection, Keir Starmer's Labour Party won a parliamentary majority. 

Erection -> Election

Change a letter, Ruin a phrase

100

Jewish boys undergo this coming-of-age ritual in the back of a Volkswagen Golf

Car Mitzvah