This is Johan's favorite rapper
Who is Kendrick Lamar
"If the ___ win the Super Bowl in the next 5 years, I'll shave all my hair"
The Browns
This is Johan's favorite basketball team
Who is the Sacramento Kings
This is Johan's birthday
What is October 28th, 2004
This teacher had a mail-order bride from Colombia
Mr. Mohammadi
"Can you add a little extra ___ to my ramen warner?"
Sugoi
This is Johan's LEAST favorite basketball player
Johan broke his toe doing what
What is stepping on it?
This staff member was rolled out on a hospital stretcher
Who is Dr. V
This was the most listened to song during the Texas road trip
What is WAP
"I'm drinking a ___ and a special liquid *moans*"
Sunny D
This made Johan fall to his knees during one of his basketball games
What is bricking a three
This was Johan's senior quote
What is "Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president I ever met? Bill Clinton"
Johan is in this percent of Kendrick Lamar listeners
What is 0.09%

"Tony will be__ sauce"
Soy Sauce
Johan drafted this person for his 3rd pick for fantasy basketball
Jayson Tatum
Name every school Johan has attended
Earl Warren Elementary School, Sutter Middle School, West Campus High School, UC Davis
This is the percentage of efficiency that Mr. Young's heart worked at.
What is 52%
This is the entire chorus of Lucid Dreams by Juice Wrld
I still see your shadows in my room
Can't take back the love that I gave you
It's to the point where I love and I hate you
And I cannot change you, so I must replace you, oh
Easier said than done, I thought you were the one
Listenin' to my heart instead of my head
You found another one, but I am the better one
I won't let you forget me
"They are tryna pack this ___"
LeMelon
This year was the year the Sacramento Kings got their name
1985
What is page 10
This is the first initial of Ms. Desio's partner
What is E