When
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise tomorrow!?
No, sorry sweetie.
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise in New York?
Nope, you're not!
Are we sending John and Laura to the clubs?
No, we sure aren't.
Are John and Laura going to travel in a limo?
Hell nah... (you think we're made of money?)
Are John and Laura going with just themselves?
Yes, they are!!
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise in February!?
Nope
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise in Antartica!?
No, don't worry, Laura.
Are we sending John and Laura to a beach?
Are John and Laura going to travel on a boat?
Nope, sorry!
Are John and Laura going with just Bryan?
Yes!! He wanted you all to himself... SIKE!
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise in May!?
No, no.
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise in Vegas!?
YES, YOU ARE WHOOP WHOOP!
Are we sending John and Laura to a Concert?
YES, YOU ARE!
Are John and Laura traveling in a car?
Sometimes ;)
Are John and Laura going to this surprise with the whole family?
Not this time!
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise this year!?
Yes, yes you are!
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise in the Congo!?
YES!!!! (Just kidding, no)
Are we sending John and Laura on Jeopardy!!
No, you wish.
Are John and Laura traveling by teleportation?
HA! no :(
Are John and Laura going to this surprise with their parents and Rob?
No, don't worry :)
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise this December?!?!?!?
YES YES YES!!!
Are John and Laura going to experience this surprise in Aruba!?
Nope, sorry, John! ;))
Are we sending John and Laura to the city for a fun night out??
Nope!
Are John and Laura traveling by plane?
YES, YOU SURE ARE!
Are John and Laura going to this surprise with the dogs?
Sadly, no :(