ENTERTAINMENT
What is your favorite (and most recently acquired) VHS tape?
"The Marky Mark Workout"
List all European cities you have visited.
"Visited" and "being kicked out of immediately" are NOT the same thing...
What was the "Flying Pickle"?
1968 Green Chevy Impala
When your favorite sister made you "donut holes" when you were 5, what was the main ingredient?
Sand
How do you inspire people to do something?
Get on it, dog-gone-it!
What was your favorite Beta-Max movie?
Acceptable answers include:
- "Grease"
- "Porky's"
- "Six Pack"
- "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" (Bonus: What is your "favorite part" which wore out that part of the tape?)
What injury did you sustain while living in DC?
Susan closed a car door on your thumb.
What kind of car is the "General Lee"?
1969 Dodge Charger
What is the all-time BEST FIND at the Discount Grocery Store?
Weird cheese
How do the Campbell kids start explaining random facts?
Did you know...
What was your favorite TV show growing up?
"The Dukes of Hazzard"
If you say anything else, automatic 100 point penalty!
What is your favorite slide at Great Wolf Lodge?
Acceptable answers include:
- Racing
- Tube
- Lazy River
- The Toilet Tornado
How many cars have you owned, and what is your favorite?
You have owned too many. Your favorite was Cuss's truck.
What is the oddest piece of furniture you have ever owned?
Acceptable answers include:
- The toilet seat in your living room (for a VERY long time...)
- A stolen dresser from a now defunct institution of higher learning...
- That gawd-awful TV antenna!
How did you warn Sean of your immanent arrival?
Storm's a-comin'!
List all "Partridge Family" members.
Shirley Jones as Shirley Partridge
David Cassidy as Keith Partridge
Susan Dey as Laurie Partridge
Danny Bonaduce as Danny Partridge
Jeremy Gelbwaks (Season 1) & Brian Forster (Seasons 2-4) as Chris Partridge
Suzanne Crough as Tracy Partridge
Dave Madden as Reuben Kincaid
What is the driving distance from Phoenix to Chicago, measured in bags of Swedish Fish?
Too many bags is actually the correct answer.
How many bicycles do you own, and how many do you actually ride?
You own too many, and you don't ride enough of them.
What is the worst side-job ever?
Acceptable answers include:
- Pizza Hut
- Venture
- Cole Parmer (sorry Paula)
- Shoveling snow at Millennium Park after a blizzard
How do you qualify something as inappropriate?
Nobody needs to see that.
Inquiring minds want to know, do Barbies and GI Joes get along?
Barbie kinda likes GI Joe as long as they don't play Scrabble together.
What is the BEST movie tribute site you visited in Kansas whilst moving back to Arizona?
Wizard of Oz House
What color was your awesome banana seat bike?
Blue
Name all stops of "The Holy Triumvirate" and what you pick up at each.
1) Chipotle in Elmhurst for Mr. Pibb
2) Chipotle in Niles for a refill of Mr. Pibb
3) Nick's Gyros in Niles for gyros
4) Superdawg for Fries and Onion Rings
(Yes, this is 4 stops, but technically only 3 items)
How does it "get in there"?
(With a hand-gesture shoving a fist through his other open hand up to his elbow, repeatedly) - LIKE THAT!