Dadisms
Pull the pole but never pull the...
Hole
When on a family vacation, Dad had to go to urgent care due to ________ being stuck in his throat
Fish Bone
What he would say when the waitstaff took his plate that had been cleaned off
I didn't like it
Which activity did dad over-exaggerate the most?
Driving / Miles Driven
A nickname given to him by himself
Mongoose
Dad's favorite Dynamite saying
Dynamite comes in small packages
Dad infamously choked on what?
A Skittle
Eating disorder dad claimed he had beaten
anorexia
In classic Dad form - which activity would we need to arrive at several hours too early?
Flying / Going to the Airport
Family Trip location where we took a speed boat with a whole class of challenged folks
Myrtle Beach
Phrase for when a new work project was in need of immediate attention
Hot Job!
Dad and Ryan were ready to throw down in the driveway due to what drink being consumed?
Red Bull
Dad's Martini order
grey goose, up + shaken, very cold, blue cheese stuffed olives
Medical diagnosis If Cody bought the fur-lined shoes
Trench Foot
Thanksgiving blessing dad said that infuriated Connie
Thanked God for a big D
What galactic term would dad use to describe something huge
astronomical
How did dad send Ryan to the hospital?
Lassoing a wake board handle of his dome
How did dad like his steak?
Medium Rare
Dad's alleged Skiing career came to a close because he couldn't do which move?
Backflip
Dad would take his shirt off before eating what meal?
Spaghetti
Verb Dad would use when asked if in a store if he needed help looking for something
Browsing / Putzing
Which contest did dad win a painting at?
Tequila Gargling
Which restaurant did Dad try and fight the Waiter?
Brighton House
In a story from his early adult years, dad once had to stop at the side of the road due to what dental problem?
hemorrhaging
Dad called which NBA Pistons player by the wrong name?
Rasheed Wallace