a certain someone is headed to this country very soon (presumably to scope out how to annex it), with the on paper reason of "R&D"
what is greenland
name of the song that was often heard at a tigeressions arch, sang by their korean representative
what is torn by natalie imbruglia
this person threw up after schouse in the bushes
who is aidan
this person falsely declared drug use in a job application, forever changing their career path
who is larry
"Can we emulate the diddy house and put baby oil on the stairs"
who is kazuki
this person's boss is an avid consumer of various kinds of nicotine
who is nik
these two people climbed through a random window of a stranger's room in sophomore year, took a shot, and left back through the window
who are archika and franchesca
during this night, katie and larry blossomed their friendship into what is now a beautiful relationship
cap and yellow initiations
during a certain trip, this item was lost to nature's whims, rendering a particular sense handicapped for a few days
what is sreesha's glasses
"There are too many pictures of me with the carrot cake"
who is dwip
this person's phd advisor's last name sounds like similar to a type of coffee
who is ananya
this person came into princeton as an english major before selling out
who is sreesha
during the first 2 years at princeton, this item was often lugged up a hill on someone's back to provide ambiance in the after hours
what is hugh's boombox
this person is the only person out of us to have been blacklisted by an eating club (unlucky)
who is ansh
"ananya is trying to take me to the women's room.... i said this won't fly under donald legislation"
who is nik
this person's ex coworker unfortunately went through the canon event of dating a fellow coworker, making things considerably awkward within the cohort
who is wonjae
this person has never dated someone of the same race twice
who is franchesca
this location, typically meant for one person, has had the unfortunate luck of being inhabited by 4 men at once (with minimal clothing)
what is the 44 columbia street bathtub
two individuals' GPAs were unfortunately adversely affected due to how they identified in a princeton class ran by this professor
who is anita b sands
"Lucky train is very fun! :) ;) :D ;D :P ;P :( ;( ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^"
who is kazuki (2010)
the head of this person's place of work/study was found in the epstein files 179 times
who is katie
this is the number of vowels in everyone on this trip's names [what they typically went by on campus]
what is 30 (+/- 2 is acceptable)
this person got a mysterious amazon package of 1000 dollars in gift cards last year and still doesn't have confirmation on who sent it
who is archika
freshman/sophomore year, this inconspicuous drink singlehandedly destroyed everyone's nights
what is pink whitney
"I, in the world. Hate mondays, Especially mondays in april"
who is wonjae