Significant Happenings
Famous wordsmith of our time threatens to bring out "the big, big balloons" for this titular event
What is a birthday?
Poison! Yet not what global health entities or 'pyramids' would depict this as
What are carbohydrates (sugar)?
"Sheep bleat", our appendage for walking, and a liberal 'duh!'
What is Balegdeh?
They share the same last name, yet could not be further evolutionally. They could be further geographically, Thailand is just a 9 hour flight away!
Who is Moo Deng?
This person shouts "YOUUUU!" at us, guess they really did "tell 'em"
Who is Soulja Boy?
JISOO, cosmically intertwined with this person out of the womb
Who is Diana?
Thi$ i$ "your$" to give, her drug of choice
What is your love?
An avatar, master of all races famously sprinkles in this saying when racebending to a more melanin like complexion
What is yuh?
This individual is synonymous with kleptomania and comments towards Fiona such as "That better be Jordan's hand"
Who is Jonita?
Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with this, you may be entitled to financial compensation
What is Mesothelioma?
"When the real lace up to ma runaway train" this artist raps phonetically. Hailing from Australia, they socially lost their 'fancy' status after their performance
Who is Iggy Azalea?
Trigger warning for Amy! Symptoms include cleaning manically at inappropriate hours
What is caffeine?
This subsect of animals sounds suspiciously similar to an infamous pandemic ... "Caw Caw!"
What are corvids?
Many might consider this to be rude, yet Fiona exclaims this when excited about chestnut coloured toys? "Talk" about whiplash much!
What is SHUT UP?
"I promise that you'll never find another like ME!" Unless you're in South East Asia, where you may find this person that is just like ME!
Who is Taylor Sheesh?
Let's go 'Coco' Loco or crying for this event, depending if you're there or at home
What is The Day of the Dead?
Yin and Yang: a balloon cannot exist without this
What are nangs?
"Am I ready to be loved?" This singer croons as gamers rhythmically hack through interdimensional coloured blocks
Who is Lizzo?
"X" marks the spot! Pirates may consider this a "triumph" or "conquest"; this person to Fiona is anything but that
Who is Victor?
"According" to this person, 'you' may find that they are stupid, useless, and can't do anything right
Who is Orianthi?
Awake until midnight Korea time, Andrew felt more let down than he ever was, or has been, since
What is the Born Pink tracklist reveal?
Nicki Minaj spirals yet again on Twitter; Stans affectionately and colloquially refer to this action
What is a coke rant?
My cat is landing down in Los Angeles, he'll need a clone to just explore all of it! There is a way, he'll just need to borrow this from you all
What is Labubu?
This 'entity' would describe Fiona as a passionate, motivated, and confident leader. Big praises that are unique to just Fiona and 1/12 of the world!
Who (What) is Aries?
Rambunctious, clashing and grating; to everyone but a to be betrothed friend
What is (Heavy) Metal?