Dad's Brutal Nicknames
“Dudley Do-Little” given to this Vandy-era dullard boyfriend who extended his run with a long-distance relationship while he lived in Atlanta.
Who is Nick Sutherland?
“Good Morning Baltimore” kicks off this musical, one of Johanna’s favorites.
What is Hairspray?
Johanna first played this sport in high school, and then at the club level in college.
What is lacrosse?
In what film will you find Krull the Warrior King?
What is How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days?
On a family cruise circa 2005, Johanna received this popular island hairstyle.
What are bead braids?
“Lukewarm” given to this pretentious imbecile who did not show the appropriate enthusiasm towards Jo.
Who is Luke?
Johanna performed in this office-based musical in high school, which featured the song “A Secretary Is Not a Toy”
What is How To Succeed In Business Without Really Trying?
Johanna was obsessed with this two-letter fraternity while at Vanderbilt.
What is Sigma Chi?
October 11 is a significant date in which film?
What is The Parent Trap?
In Mean Girls, Janice describes the school cliques; among them, the “Sexually Active Band Geeks.” What instrument did Johanna play during her time as a Band Geek?
“Phil-of-it” given to this long-time boyfriend prone to sharing his opinions, however ill-informed, on absolutely everything.
Who is Phil?
Of course Johanna loves this Rodgers & Hammerstein cowboy classic!
What is Oklahoma?
Johanna's big yellow car.
Who is Bucky?
Which film primarily takes place in Sitka, Alaska?
What is The Proposal?
While reading A Confederacy of Dunces, Johanna mispronounced this name of the main character, a name which also appears in Shakespeare’s Hamlet.
Who is Horatio?
“Boy Genius” given to this high school-era boyfriend who was not, in fact, a genius, but who began Johanna’s longtime interest in younger men.
Who is Will Rogers?
Johanna’s love for this musical comedy totally tracks with her fascination with the religion satirized therein.
What is the Book of Mormon?
Johanna has asked for this every year as a birthday gift and never received it.
What is a horse?
When taking photos, the aunts in this film say, “Hold my neck!"
What is My Big Fat Greek Wedding?
Johanna's preferred hairstyle when driving.
What is a "To-Go Bun"?
“Funhouse” given to this gangly Vandy-era boyfriend, a Cincinnati native.
Who is Eric Fisher?
Johanna performed in this progressive, colorful musical in high school, which encouraged self-expression and freedom of thought.
What is Free To Be...You And Me?
Johanna ironically received a literature award in high school. To what canine scholar does she owe her literary knowledge?
Who is Wishbone?
In the Reese Witherspoon classic, Sweet Home Alabama, the would-be groom’s mother gets punched in the face when she says this line.
What is "Why don't you go back to your double-wide and fry something?"
In high school, Johanna made Peyton run into a young man’s garage to drop off a particular confection, whose brand was inspired by an infamous Medieval lady.
What are Godiva chocolates?