Dad jokes 1
Knock knock who’s there hutch
hutch who
You got to get that cold checked out
Knock knock who’s there
hugo
hugo who
Hugoing to let me in or not
What do you get when a turtle crosses a porcupine
A slow poke
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Summer wasn’t to bad either
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh
Ten tickles
Knock knock who’s there
amos
Amos who
A mosquito bit you
Knock knock who’s there
kenya
kenya who
Kenya guess who it is
knock knock who’s there
little old lady
little old lady who
hey why are you yodeling
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants
But I couldn’t find them
What do call it when a cow grows facial hair
A moostache
Knock knock who’s there
Who
who who
Is there an owl in there
Knock knock who’s there
jamacia
jamacia who
Jamacia lunch yet
When does a joke become a dad joke
When the punchline becomes apparent
Why did the whale blush
He saw the oceans bottom
Why did the cookie go to the nurse
He felt crummy
Knock knock who’s there
candace
candace who
Candace be the last knock knock joke
What covers a clown from the sun
The bozone layer
How much money does a skunk have
Just one cent
Did you hear about the walnut at the cashew party
It was nuts
How do trees get on the internet
They log in
What happens when you tell an egg a joke
It cracks up
What grade do clouds go to
High school
How did the barber win the race
He knew a shortcut
What happens when a frogs car breaks down
It gets toad
What kind of a cat should you never trust
a cheetah