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Why is (stairs) evil?
There always (up) to something
If two mind reader's read each other minds
"Whos mind are they reading?"
If you drop soap on the floor..
Is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?🤔
Doctor help me! i'm addicted to twitter ...
Sorry,i don't follow you..
You know what has 8 legs 8 hands and 8 eyes?
8 PIRATES!
Why was the baby (tomato) crying?
Because it couldn't (ketchup) to his mom.
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toe tips...But yet you can tip toe
But not tip finger!
If two vegans are arguing...
Is it still considered Beef?🥩
WHY ARE GHOSTS TERRIBLE LIARS?
BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM!
HOW DOES A COP HANG A PICTURE?
"UP AGAINST THE WALL!"
The wife says "how do i look?" and the husband goes
"With your eyes"
Woah ice cubes
Float in thier own blood😱
If you get out the shower clean...
How does your towel get dirty?
I used to be addicted to soap..."Really?"
Yes But now i'm clean!
Can you explain this gap in your resume?
I fell asleep on the space key...
Why does the bee's have sticky hair?
it's because they use honeycombs
The younger picture of you
Is also the oldest picture of you
If Apple made a car..
Would it still have windows?🤤🚬
Want to hear two short jokes and one long joke?"sure!"
Joke,joke jooooooooooke!
BAD AT GOLF? "Yes..."
"Join the club"
R.I.P boild water
You will be mist.
If we have watermelon shouldn't we also have...
Fire melon? earth Melon? and Air melon? The Elemelons?😱🫡🤔
*BONUS*Its inmposable to stand on stairs backwords
Its imnposable to stand on stairs backwords
I'm so ugly!
"At least the mosquitoes find you attractive!"
Why DO TRESS SEEM SUSPICIOUS ON SUNNY DAYS?
BECAUSE THEY'RE A BIT SHADY