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Why do bicycles fall over?
because they're two-tired
100
Why did the opera singer go sailing?
becasue she wanted to hit the high Cs
100
How do you organize a space party?
you planet early
100
How do you cut a wave in half?
using a sea saw
100
What did one penny say to the other penny?
we make cents together
200
what is a boxer's favorite drink
punch
200
how does the ocean say hello
it waves
200
What kind of music do planets sing?
Neptunes
200
What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
a watch dog
200
How does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
300
why did the sun go to school
to get brighter
300
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
because it was rated arr
300
Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?
it might crack up
300
What happened when two silkworms got into a race?
it ended in a tie
300
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?
because it wanted to be a watermelon
400
How do hair stylists speed up their job?
they take short cuts
400
Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
to be on time
400
What is a tree's favorite drink?
root beer
400
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
because it was soda pressing
400
Why do cows wear bells?
because its horns don't work
500
What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
pointless
500
Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
because it has four eyes
500
What kind of bagel can fly?
a plain bagel
500
What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
it just wines
500
What kind of flower is on your face?
tulips