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What do you call two spider who just got married
Newly Webs
What underwear do long distance runners wear
Marathongs
Why can't you see in a apple store
Don't have any windows
What do you call an angle what got into a car crash
Wreck-Tangle
What do you call a ghost poo
Boo
Why did the golfer change his pants
Because he got a hole in one
Why was the brush late for work
Because he over swept
What did the Spanish egg farmer say to his hens
Oh lay
How do you cut the ocean in half
With a sea saw
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road
Because he got stuck in a crack
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil
Because It's pointless
What did the left bum cheek say to the right bum cheek
You crack me up
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down
It gets toad
Which is faster hot or cold
Hot... because you can catch a cold
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I'm not going to spread it around
What do you call a donkey with 3 legs
A wonkey
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Rubbertoe
What did the chicken say to the other chicken
cluck
Why can't you give elsa a balloon
She'll let it go
What did the cow say to the horse
Moooooooove
What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner
You suck
What did the sheet say when it fell of the bed
Oh sheet
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side
What did the street light say to the car
I'm changing
What did the cow say to the other cow
Holy cow