Knock Knock
Just normal jokes
Puns
Riddles
Dad jokes
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? I am
I am who? You tell me!!
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The definition of a perfectionist:
someone who wants to go from point A to point A+. -David Bez
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?
What stairs? You live in a one-story house.
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Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish!—@DaddyPoppinsBlg
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Dejav. Dejav who?
Knock Knock
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One of my wife’s third graders was wearing a Fitbit watch, which prompted my wife to ask, “Are you tracking your steps?”
“No,” said the little girl. “I wear this for Mommy so she can show Daddy when he gets home.” - James Avery
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
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What runs around the whole yard without moving?
A fence.
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?
Guilty-@baddadjokes
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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During a job interview at the 99 Cents store, my son was asked, “Where do you see yourself in five years?
My son’s reply: “At the Dollar Store.” He got the job. -A.K. via rd.com
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"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I said i can't see him right now!"
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What has six faces, but does not wear makeup, has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see? What is it?
A die (dice).
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire—@Dadstayedhome 
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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Candice. Candice who?
Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
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Since the coronavirus outbreak, my 47-year-old son has been washing his hands constantly. In fact, he said,
“I’ve been washing my hands so much, I found the answers to an old eighth-grade math quiz.” —Susan Freeman
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.
And then everything crashed.
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Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
here are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard. 
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We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law?
t’s thinly sliced cabbage. —@Dadsaysjokes
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Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Ken Ken who?
Ken I come in it's cold outside!
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An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level,
Put a potato in each bag -Beverly Gross
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
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If you see a robbery at an Apple Store
does that make you an iWitness? —@TheGoogleFactz
