Very technical
what’s an astronauts favorite key on a computer
The space bar
Why did The bush go to the store
Yes furniture
What comes between before school and after school
Middle school
Why did the tomato turn red
It saw the salad dressing
Where do horses live
In there neig-borhood
How did the bed learn to play the piano
By using sheet music
Why was one garbage can mad at the other
It was trash talking
What color is the loudest
Yellow
Why did the lettuce take the bus
It had to leaf
What kind of shark is the handiest
A hammerhead
How do clocks communicate
By using tik-tok
Which part of the kitchen is the best at math
The counter
Why did the empty piggy bank flunk class
I couldn’t pay attention
What happens when you tell an egg a joke
It cracks up
What do you get when a bug lands on your toast
Butter-fly
How were fish able to watch the latest movie
They were streaming it
Why Did the toilet turn so red red
It Was flushed
What kind of math do fish learn in school
Algeebra
Why are people so sleepy after they eat
They go to the rest-raunt
What do you get when you cross an orca and a camel
A humpback whale
Why don’t phones wear glasses
They have contacts
What Did the cupboards and the cabinets baby look like
A-door-able
Where do planks go to school
At boarding school
What’s the funniest thing about an egg
It’s a yokel
What do kangaroos wear to a party
Jumpsuits!