Jokes
How do you tell if a vampire is sick?
By how much he is coffin!
What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?
A buck?
What did the big flower say to the little flower
Hi bud
Where do cows go on Friday nights
They go to the moo-vies
What do you call a fake noodle
Am im-pasta
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage?
I lost my case
How do pickles enjoy a day out?
They relish it
Why did the gym close down
It just didn't work out
What do you call a cinnamon bun that does well in school
An honor roll
What do you call a pig that does karate
A pork chop
What does the ocean do when it sees its friends
It waves
What kind or tree fits in your hand.
A palm tree
I told my doctor that I brock my arm in two places
He told me to stop going to those places
What do you call a dinosaur who knows all the words
A thesaurus
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew chew train
What did the science book say to the math bood
Wow, you got problems
What did the left eye say to the right eye
Between us something smells
Why did the bear run around his bed
He wanted to catch up on his sleep
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own
It was two tired
What do you call one cow spying on another
A steak out
Why did the kid throw his clock out the window
because he wanted to see time fly
What day 0of the week are most twins born
Twos-day
Where does Batman go to the bathroom
The batroom
I'm not scared of insects..
But they really bug me