joke
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilanty!
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells!
Why did the police play baseball?
He wanted to get a catch!
What did the microwave say to the other microwave?
Is it just me? Or is it really hot in here?
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?
Because when you find it, you stop looking.
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Dill with it.
What did the Dalmatian say after lunch?
That hit the spot!
Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern...
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 detour.
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?
You rocket!
What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
When the punchline is a parent.
How do you make a lemon drop?
you let it fall
What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite!
What do you call a duck that gets all A’s?
A wise quacker.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull
What kind of water cannot freeze?
What kind of water cannot freeze?
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What did the little corn say to the mama corn?
Where is pop corn?