1. What do mermaids have on toast?
a. Mayonnaise
b. Fish and chips
c. Seafood
d. Mermerlade
What is mermerlade
100
1.What do you call turtles that ride on a bus?
a. Passengers
b. Bless us and splash us
c. Turtles
d. Holy shells
What is passengers
100
1.Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
a. He was standing on the deck
b. Bumpy boat ride is bumpy
c. He was seasick
d. He couldn’t count to 52
What is He was standing on the deck
100
Where does a hog look when he can’t spell a word?
a. The hogton
b. The pigtionary
c. The woodtionary
d. Minas Tirith
What is pigtionary
100
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
a. Ha, little one
b. What a loser
c. You’re too young to smoke
d. You’re just like your mother
What is You’re too young to smoke
200
2 .What do cave girls eat for lunch?
a. They’re cannibals
b. Cavefood
c. Braaaaaaaaains!
d. Club sandwitches
What is club sandwitch
200
2. What do pigs use on sore toes?
a. Pinksonstein
b. medicine
c.Oinkment
d. Pills and gills
What is oinkment
200
2. What is a sound sleeper ?
a. Peace and amity
b. One that falls off the bed
c. Somebody who snores
d. An alarm clock
What is Somebody who snores
200
Was Dracula ever married ?
a. Yes, I’m his wife
b. No, he was blood – thirsty
c. No, he was a batchelor
d. Yes, he had 50 wives
What is No, he was a batchelor
200
Why are pirates pirates?
a. Because he’s a pirate
b. Pirates of the Caribbean
c. Because it is spelled with “p”
d. Because they arr
What is Because they arr
300
3. How many peas are there in a pint?
a. 4
b. 3
c. 2
d. 1
What is one
300
3. What did the Dalmatian say when he walked for dinner?
a. For the love of food
b. Save me your greed
c. Save me a spot on the table
d. Don’t steal my food
What is Save me a spot on the table
300
3. Why can’t you play jokes on snakes?
a. They’re like rubber bands.
b. You can see the fangs
c. You can’t pull their legs
d. They’re nasty creatures
What is You can't pull their legs
300
What pie can fly?
a. Aladdin’s carpet
b. Pewdiepie
c. A pioneer
d. a magpie
What is a magpie
300
How do you make a witch itch?
a. Scratch her back
b. Take away the “ i “
c. Recruit a battalion of fleas
d. Take away the “w”
What is Take away the “w”
400
4. What do witches use on their hair?
a. Scarespray
b. Broomspray
c. Witch comb
d. Barrels out of bonds
What is scarespray
400
4. What bird can lift the most?
a. A crane
b. A penguin
c. A peacock
d. A crow
What is a crane
400
4. What kind of kitten works for the World Health Organization?
a. A kittypie
b. A first-aid-kit
c. An undercat
d. The one with nine lives.
What is A first-aid-kit
400
How did the little skunk call his mother?
a. On a skunkpod
b. On Radagast the brown
c. On a smellphone
d. On a foetidpad
What is on a smellphone
400
Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?
a. Two is better than one
b. Clumsy ladies
c. In case they get a hole in one
d. One is simply not enough
What is In case they get a hole in one
500
5. What kinds of jokes do vegetables like best ?
a. Your vegetable jokes
b. clean jokes
c. fruity jokes
d. corny jokes
What is corny jokes
500
5. Why is the vet so busy?
a. A new disease has emerged
b. It’s raining cats and dogs
c. It’s judgment day
d. It’s cold world
What is It’s raining cats and dogs
500
5. What fast food do sea monsters eat?
a. A potato
b. sharks
c. Bat wings
d. Fish and chips
What is Fish and chips
500
Why did the boy throw a glass of water out the window?
a. It was an order from Mindy
b. To see a waterfall
c. To drink it afterwards
d. He was insane
What is To see a waterfall
500
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
a. Weathertop and weatherbottom
b. Letting the cat out of the bag
c. She was bad at it
d. There was no future in it