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Why do bicycles fall over?
because they're two-tired
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?
becasue she wanted to hit the high Cs
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How do you organize a space party?
you planet early
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How do you cut a wave in half?
using a sea saw
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What did one penny say to the other penny?
we make cents together
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what is a boxer's favorite drink
punch
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how does the ocean say hello
it waves
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What kind of music do planets sing?
Neptunes
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What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
a watch dog
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How does a train eat?
it goes chew chew
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why did the sun go to school
to get brighter
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie?
because it was rated arr
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Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?
it might crack up
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What happened when two silkworms got into a race?
it ended in a tie
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Why did the cantaloupe jump into the lake?
because it wanted to be a watermelon
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?
they take short cuts
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?
to be on time
700
What is a tree's favorite drink?
root beer
700
Why did the can-crusher quit his job?
because it was soda pressing
700
Why do cows wear bells?
because its horns don't work
800
What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
pointless
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Why does the Mississippi river see so well?
because it has four eyes
800
What kind of bagel can fly?
a plain bagel
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
it just wines
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What kind of flower is on your face?
tulips