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100
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
100
What follows a cat wherever he goes?
His tail!
100
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
100
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
200
How did the rocket lose his job?
He got fired.
200
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
200
What's the difference between a hill and a pill?
One is hard to get up, the other is hard to get down.
200
What did the elephants say when they saw the French president?
Nothing, elephants can't speak French.
300
A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”
300
What tree can you hold in your hand?
a palm tree
300
What sits at the bottom of the sea and worries?
A nervous wreck.
300
How does a musician brush his teeth?
With a tuba toothpaste!
400
What's Santa's favorite Easter candy?
Jolly beans!
400
How does a pilot cook his meals?
In a flying pan!
400
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
400
What's black and white, black and white, and green?
Two skunks fighting over a pickle!
500
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
500
What do you get if your stockings fall down, your ornaments break, and Santa tracks soot all over your carpet?
A merry Chris-mess!
500
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
500
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip to space?
To find Pluto.