Animals
What time is it when an elephant sits on the chair?
Time to get a new chair
What do you need to go to high school?
A ladder
Why did the girl throw the butter?
so she could see a butterfly
How many letters are in the alphabet?
11
T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T
What did baby corn say to mommy corn?
Where is pop corn?
What do you call a bear with no ears?
Which thing in your pencil case is king of the classroom?
A ruler
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
yes. houses can't jump
Why is b the coolest letter?
Because it is between the AC
Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake
Why are fish smart?
because they live in schools
Why is the math book sad?
because it has many problems
Which building has the most stories?
a library
Which letter in the alphabet has the most water?
the C
What kind of key can open a banana?
a monkey
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Because it has scales
What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
Hisssssstory
What room do ghosts avoid going to?
The living room
Which letter is really hot?
the T
What do you call a bagel that can fly?
a plain bagel