Food jokes
How many apple grow on tree?
All of them!
What is brown hairy and wears sun glasses?
A coconut on vacation
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
7 8 9
What tree fits in your hand?
What animal do you see at a baseball game?
A bat
What do you call a cheese that doesn't belongs to you?
Nocha cheese
What is fast loud and crunchy?
Rocket chip
What does a volcano say to another volcano?
I lava you
What is a witch's favorite subject at school?
Spelling!
What building in New York has the most stories?
A public library!
What do you call a fake noodle?
Impasta
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know but the flag is a big plus.
What does one eye say to the other eye?
Between us, something smells
What do you call a duck that gets all "A"s?
A wise quacker
How did you get a squrriel to like you?
Act like a nut
I could tell a joke about pizza, ___ __ ___ ______.
But it's too cheesy.
Why did a teddy bear say no to desserts?
Because he was stuffed
When you look for something, why is it always the last place you look?
You find it!
Why does a seagull fly over a sea?
if it flew over a bay, it would be a bagel
What was the first animal in space?
What did the coffee report to the police?
a mugging
Why did the student eat his homework?
becasue the teacher told him it's a piece of cake.
Why we don't mention 288 in front of others?
too gross
Why don't you ever see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are so good at it
What does the banana say to a cow?
Nothing, a banana can't talk