Food
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
What do you call a foot that always loses?
De-feeted (defeated)
Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii?
They only permit a-low-ha
Why did the egg hide?
It was a little chicken...get it??
What did the baby corn say to its mom?
Where’s my PAP corn?
What does a toe do when it snows a lot?
It goes toe-bogganing (tobogganing)
What does a baby computer call its father?
Data
What kind of candy do astronauts like?
Mars bars
What does a nosey pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business
What would you call a pair of shoes that you love?
Toeriffic (teriffic)
Why are pupils the last part of your body to stop working when you die?
They dilate! (die late)
What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A pouch potato
When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
Tater tots
What does one foot say to another foot she loves?
We are sole mates
Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown haha