Random Jokes
What can you catch but not through?
a cold
what is a cat's favorite desert?
mice-cream
what is black and white and red all over?
a newspaper
how do you cut the sea in half?
with a see-saw
what did the triangle say to the circle?
your pointless
why did the little girl fall off the swing?
she had no arms
what did the baby computer call its father?
data
I lava you
why do you go to bed every night?
Because your bed won’t come to you
what do you call two bannana's on the floor?
slippers
what do you call a man who can't stand?
neil
what's the king of school supplies?
the ruler
what do you call a bannana?
a yellow boomerang
why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?
he was outstanding on his field
what kind of cats like to go bowling?
alley cats
what part of the fish weighs the most?
the scales
what is green and looks like a tree?
a tree
If an electric train is traveling south at 10 miles per hour and the wind is blowing North at 10 miles per hour, which way does the smoke blow?
Electric trains don’t have smoke
where do animals go when their tail falls off?
to the retail store
what type of music do rabbits like the best?
Hip-Hop