Jokes
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work
What are twins favorite fruit?
Pears
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccor?
She kept running away from the ball!
What did the first plate say to the second plate?
Dinner's on me
What do you call a person?
By their name
Reality
Why did two 4s skip dinner
Because they already 8
How does a squid go into battle?
Well armed
What does a nut say when it sneezes?
Cashew
Patty
Why did the deer go to the dentist?
Because it had a buck tooth
What did one traffic light say to other?
Stop looking!
I'm changing!
What can a crocodile not do?
Stick out his tongue for the pictures
How to snails fight?
They slug it out
What happens to an illegally parked frog?
It gets toad away
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her Balance
So I pushed her over
What did the frog have at the hotel?
A bellhop
How did the barber win the race?
He knew a short cut
Why did the coach put a frog in the outfield?
He was so good at catching flies
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite
How does dark Vader likes his toast?
On the dark side
A limbo champ walk into a bar
He loses
How many lips does a flower have?
Tu-lips
Why did the Easter Bunny so upset?
He had a bad Hare day
My boss told me
"Have a good day"
So I went home