Jokes 1
What do you call two spider who just got married
Newly Webs
What's mom and dad's favorite ride at the fair?
A married-go-round !!!
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrrrr-ple
Why did the student eat his homework?
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like a nut !!!
Why did the golfer change his pants
Because he got a hole in one
Why was the brush late for work
Because he over swept
What did the Spanish egg farmer say to his hens
Oh lay
How do you cut the ocean in half
With a sea saw
What button is it impossible to unbutton?
The belly button !!!
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil
Because It's pointless
What did Zero say to Eight?
Nice belt !!!
What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down
It gets toad
Which is faster hot or cold
Hot... because you can catch a cold
Did you hear the rumor about butter
I'm not going to spread it around
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smell!
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it's two-tired !!!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!!!!
Why can't you give elsa a balloon
She'll let it go
What did the cow say to the horse
Moooooooove
Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it !!!
Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side
What did the street light say to the car
I'm changing
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon Aid !!!!