English pronunciation
1.What do mermaids have on toast?
mermerlade
1. When do astronauts eat?
at launch time
1.Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
He was standing on the deck
Where does a hog look when he can’t spell a word?
pigtionary
What word to people spell wrong?
WRONG
2 .What do cave girls eat for lunch?
A club sandwich?
2. Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"
because he kept running out of the pen
2. What is a sound sleeper ?
Somebody who snores
Where was the first french fry made?
In Grease!
What kind of nuts have no shells?
Doughnuts
3. How many peas are there in a pint?
one
3. Why did the elephant have a lousy vacation?
because the airline lost his trunk.
3. What did one earthquake say to another earthquake?
It's not my fault.
What is the best way to catch a mouse?
have someone throw it at you.
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the “w”
4. What do witches use on their hair?
scarespray
4. What bird can lift the most?
a crane
4.Why are barbers good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts.
How did the little skunk call his mother?
on a smellphone
What is a monster's favorite cafeteria food?
grave-y
5. What kinds of jokes do vegetables like best ?
corny jokes
5. Why were the basketball players holding their noses?
because they were taking a foul shot
5. What fast food do sea monsters eat?
Fish and chips
Why did the boy throw a glass of water out the window?
To see a waterfall
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
There was no future in it