social studies
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
an echo
You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I’m quick when I’m thin and slow when I’m fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What is a boxer's favorite drink?
punch
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves
Why isn't Cinderella good at soccer?
she's always running away from the ball
Why was the math book sad?
It had so many problems
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
FREEBIE
YAY
Why can't you tell a joke while standing on ice?
It might crack up
Why was the baby strawberry crying?
Her mom and dad were in a jam.
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints
What is the smartest insect?
a spelling bee
Why do cows wear bells?
because their horns don't work
What do you call a fish with no eye?
fsh
What kind of bagel can fly?
a plain bagel
Why is it so windy inside a stadium ?
There are so many fans