Jokes 1
Who won the neck decorating contest?
It was a tie.
Why don't fish play basektball?
They are scared of the net.
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems!
Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools!
What do mermaids use to wash their fins?
Tide.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where's popcorn?
Why can't pigs play soccer?
They hog the ball!
What kind of fish to penguins catch at night?
Star-fish.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up.
Why don't football players were glasses?
It's a contact sport.
Where do the boats go when they're sick?
To the dock!
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
They always drop their needles.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
Why can't a leopard hide?
He's always spotted.
What type of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
A dead end.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the orange lose the race?
It ran out of juice!
If April flowers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?