Riddles
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but come alive with wind. What am I?
An echo.
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they'd crack up.
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
What has hands but can't clap?
A clock.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. Why?
Because I don't know Y.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says MOO!
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Knock knock. Who's there? Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!