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What do you call a cat that teaches at a college?
A purrfessor!
what type of sandals do frogs wear?
open-toad
why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
how does a dog stop a movie
he presses paws
What does a cat use to brush its hair?
a catacomb
how do you tell when a vampire is sick?
because how much he coffin
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
An eskimew!
What's a cats favorite dessert?
mice cream!
What do cats read in the morning?
the mewspaper!
How does a cat say 10 out of 10?
purrfect!
why is 6 afraid of 9 on new years eve?
because 9,8,7...
What's a cat's favorite sport?
Furball!
What's a cats favorite kitchen tool?
whisk er!
What do you call a cat who loves to go bowling?
an alley cat!
Why did the cat have trouble writing his second novel?
he only had one tail to tale!
why do bees have sticky hair?
because they use honeycombs
why did the turkey cross the road twice?
to prove he wasn't a chicken!
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
It's bark!
What's a cat's favorite subject in school?
hiss tory!
What's a cat's favorite color?
Puurple
why did the nurse need a red pen at work?
in case she needed to draw blood
why did the gym close down
i just didn't work out
why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
she was a little horse
why do fish live in salt water?
because pepper makes them sneeze
what do you give a sick lemon?
lemon aid