Very technical
What’s an astronaut's favorite key on a computer?
The space bar
What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Spooktacles!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howl!
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door!
Who do monsters buy cookies from?
Ghoul scouts.
Where do horses live
In there neig-borhood
Why are Ghost bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Knock know
Who’s there?
Phillip!
Phillip who?
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cement.
Cement who?
Cement to scream when she saw Dracula but she fainted instead!
Why did the lettuce take the bus
It had to leaf
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ben!
Ben who?
Ben waiting to get candy all day!
How do clocks communicate?
By using tik-tok!
Which part of the kitchen is the best at math?
The counter!
Why did the empty piggy bank flunk class
I couldn’t pay attention
What happens when you tell an egg a joke
It cracks up
What do you get when a bug lands on your toast
Butter-fly
How were fish able to watch a movie?
They were streaming it!
Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Witch!
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
What kind of math do fish learn in school
Algeebra
Why are people so sleepy after they eat
They go to the rest-raunt
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terror-fried.
Why don’t phones wear glasses?
They have contacts!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I didn’t mean to scare you.
Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
He felt rotten!
What’s the funniest thing about an egg
It’s a yokel
What did the bird say on Halloween?
Twick or tweet.