school
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because they wanted to go to high school!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What do you call a bear with no ears?
B!
Why did the bread turn down the job offer?
It didn't want to work a knead-to-know basis.
What do you call a singing laptop?
A dell.
Why do math books always look so sad?
Because they are full of problems.
What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeƱo business.
What kind of cat should you never play games with?
Answer: A cheetah!
What does an aggressive baker do?
They whip it, they beat it, they cream it.
Why did the orange stop?
It ran out of juice.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
"So, what's your point?"
Why did the pie go to the dentist?
It needed a filling.
Why can't a leopard play hide-and-seek?
Because they are always spotted.
Why was the chocolate chip cookie feeling so sad?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What do you call a pony with a cough?
A little horse.
Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to class?
Because her students were so bright.
What do you call cheese that is not yours?
Nacho cheese.
What is a snake's favorite subject?
Hiss-story.
How does a baker greet their loved ones?
With flour power and lots of dough.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Why are fish considered the smartest animals?
Because they live in schools!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up!
Where do cows go for first dates?
The moovies!
What did the cake say to the fork?
You want a piece of me?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.š„