Animals
This animal dresses up and howles
A wear-wolf
Where does the zombie live?
On a dead-end street.
What do you call a skeleton who won’t do chores?
Lazy bones.
What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch.
What letter can you find in October but not in November or December?
The letter T.
Why are spiders great web developers?
They like finding bugs.
What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Fangs-giving!
Why did the witch get kicked out of school?
She couldn’t spell.
What kind of boat does a vampire travel in?
A blood vessel.
What has a mouth and teeth but never eats?
A carved pumpkin.
What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do vampires always seem sick?
They’re always coffin.
Where does Dracula keep his money?
In a blood bank.
I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A candle.
What is a vampire’s favorite dog?
A bloodhound.
What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
Rice Creepies.
Why don’t vampires have a lot of friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck.
Why can’t Dracula play baseball?
He lost his bat.
I’m orange and round, I grin without a sound. What am I?
A jack-o’-lantern.
What’s the first thing black cats do on Halloween morning?
They wake up.
How did the vampire marathon end?
Neck and neck.
What happens to a vampire in the snow?
Frostbite.
What did the skeleton buy at the grocery store?
Spare ribs.
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.