Winter jokes
What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
Santa Clues!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny
How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
What did the tree say to Autumn?
leaf me alone.
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!
Why did the cheerleader put extra salt on her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer salts.
What did one autumn leaf say to another? I'm falling for you.
I'm falling for you.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, Jungle bells!
Can February March?
No, but April May!
How hot is a Los Angeles summer?
So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn is fall.
What did Mrs Claus say when she looked at the sky?
Looks like Rain-Dear!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
Because they've just finished a long, 31 day March!
Where did the sheep go on vacation?
The Baa-hamas!
Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the (Yankees).
What happened to the guy who shoplifted a calendar at Christmas?
He got 12 months.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf.
What do you call a french guy in sandals?
Phillipe Phloppe.
Why are trees very forgiving?
Because in the Fall they "Let It Go" and in the Spring they "turn over a new leaf".