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100

In what year did storms start getting named?

Tropical storms and hurricanes started getting "named" in 1953.

100

How tall was the tallest player in the NHL?

The tallest player in the NHL is Zdeno Chara, who is 6 ft. 9 in. tall.

100

 What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?

a stick

100

How many species of fish are there?

THERE ARE OVER 30,000 DIFFERENT SPECIES OF FISH.

100

 What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

200

Why do clouds look white?

 Clouds look white because they are reflecting sunlight from above them.

200

Our teeth are as strong as which animals?

Human teeth are as strong as shark teeth!

200

Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?

Dill with it

200

What do fish use to breath?

FISH BREATHE WITH GILLS.

200

Where would you find an elephant?

The same place you lost her.


300

How many times can a neutron star spin a second


A neutron star can spin 600 times in one second.

300

How many bones are in a giraffes neck?

A giraffe has seven bones in its neck, which is the same as a human has, but they are much larger.

300

What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?

Thunderwear

300

What fish can go onto land and survive? 

  • The amazing Spotted Climbing Perch is able to 'gulp' oxygen from the air and can crawl over land using its strong pectoral fins in search of water.
300

 Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?

Because she will “let it go, let it go.”

400

What were the first creatures to be sent to space?

The very first animals in space were fruit flies...they were sent up in 1947 and recovered alive.

400

What is the largest land mammal in North America?

Adult bison are the largest land mammals in North America.

400

What time is it when the clock strikes 13?

Time to get a new clock

400

How many taste buds does a catfish have?

  • Catfish have over 27,000 taste buds, whereas humans have only 9,000.
400

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

500

Other than the players who else might receive a super bowl ring?

NFL Super Bowl referees also get Super Bowl rings.

500

How long can an emperor penguin stay under water?

Emperor penguins can stay underwater for up to 27 minutes and dive as far as 500m deep.

500

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.

500

Which kind of fish can live in the coldest temperatures?

The answer is the Antarctic ice fish, which have antifreeze in their blood, live permanently at -1°C.

500

How do you get a squirrel to like you?

Act like a nut.