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What do you call a fish without a eye?
What is fsh?
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
What is a candy baa?
What did the sushi say to the bee?
What is wasabbe?
How do you organize a space party?
What is you planet?
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
What is thunderwear?
Why is Peter Pan always flying??
What is he Never Lands??
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
What is frostbite
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?
What is it is pointless?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is he took a short-cut?
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is you can't tuna fish?
What do you call a guard outside of a Samsung shop?
What is Guardians of the Galaxy?
What month do soldiers hate the most?
What is the month of March?
Why couldn't the bike stand up on itself?
What is it was two-tired?
How did the telephone purpose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Why can't you play soccer with pigs?
They hog the ball
What kind of band plays snappy music?
A rubber band
What does one icicle say to another icicle before leaving?
Bye-cicle
What can you steal and not get in trouble?
Second base
Why did the foot smile
He was toe happy
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen
How do pigs talk?
Swine language
What crew mans a haunted ship?
A skeleton crew
What is a musicians's favorite pastry?
A drum roll
How do you improve your hearing
You eat a ear of corn
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honey comb